A Friday Funny
Yesterday I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
My blood pressure was high, my cholesterol was high,
I’d gained some weight, and I didn’t feel so hot.
My doctor said eating right doesn’t have to
be complicated and it would solve my physical
problems. He said just think in colors…
Fill your plate with bright colors… greens,
Yellows, reds, etc.
I went right home and ate an
entire bowl of :
Works for me! <g>
My thanks to BF Meg Reid and her beautiful daughter, Amy, for today’s funny. Oh, and thanks to whomever writes Maxine. You’ve given me countless hours of laughter . . . which is, after all, the best medicine.
02/24/2008 at 1:07 am
Very funny. I liked it!
02/24/2008 at 1:51 pm
I thought it was funny, too. I’m glad someone is out there, giving Maxine her voice.
~S~
02/26/2008 at 1:21 am
I knew a musician who could not read any music but was a brillant player.
He thought of bass lines in terms of colors. Different notes sounded blue, green or even chartreuse I guess. (his feminine side.)
Poor boy’s idea of a balanced meal was not as imaginative though. Breakfast was often a hot dog, BBQ chips, a beer and a cigar. Too may browns; even Doc knows that.
Dr. B
02/26/2008 at 7:22 pm
Hm. Well, I can see the hotdog and bbq chips for breakfast. Not the beer or cigar. Blech!
The best breakfast I make is biscuits and gravy. My mama taught me well.
Susan