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More Friday Funnies

Posted in Funnies on 06/15/2007 by Susan Shay

I really do like more blondes than I said yesterday. Here are a few I really like.

Did you hear about the blonde who couldn’t learn to water ski because she couldn’t find a lake with a slope?

Did you hear about the blonde who got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said “2 to 4 years?”

Did you hear about the blonde who couldn’t call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button?

Did you hear about the blonde who when asked what the capital of California was answered “C”?

Did you hear about the blonde who baked a turkey for 3 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125?

Did you hear about the blonde who, after losing in a breast stroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms?

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Friday Funny

Posted in Funnies on 06/15/2007 by Susan Shay

OKLAHOMA WOMEN

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.
     The first man had married a Woman from Iowa and had told her that she was going to do dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Illinois. He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn’t see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a girl from OKLAHOMA. He told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn’t see anything, and the second day he didn’t see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat and load the dishwasher.

Don’t you just love Oklahoma women? LOL!

My thanks to Galen and Mike!

Friday Funnies–

Posted in Funnies, This and that on 06/15/2007 by Susan Shay

300 years agoPretty funny, huh? This is me, uh, before I started growing out my hair. About a hundred years before I started growing out my hair.

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