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Scam Warning

Posted in Funnies on 06/22/2007 by Susan Shay

Just a word of warning…I don’t how many of you shop at Sam’s Club or Costco, but this may be useful to know.

I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me and it could happen to you!!

Here’s how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 23-year-old, well-built guys come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk.

They both are shirtless and start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their highly-defined chest muscles and rock-hard abs exposed. It’s impossible not to look.

When you thank the man and offer them a tip, they say ‘No’ and instead ask you for a ride to another Sam’s Club or Costco.

You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start talking dirty about what they want to do to you.

Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and begins kissing your neck and begs you to pull over so he can make love to you!!

While this is going on the other guy steals your purse!!

I had my purse stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday and most likely tomorrow.

Borrowed from Dana Diamond, A Writer’s best friend.

Writers

Posted in Funnies on 06/22/2007 by Susan Shay

A writer died and St. Peter offered him the option of going to hell or to heaven. To help decide, he asked for a tour of each destination. St. Peter agreed and decided to take him to hell first. As he descended into the fiery pits, the writer saw row upon row of writers, chained to their desks in a steaming sweatshop. As they worked, they were repeatedly whipped with thorny lashes by demons. “Oh, my,” the writer said, “let me see heaven.”A few moments later, as they ascended into heaven, the writer saw row upon row of writers, chained to their desks in a steaming sweatshop. As they worked, they, too, were whipped with thorny lashes by demons. “Hey,” the writer said, “this is just as bad as hell.”“Oh, no it’s not,” St Peter replied, “here your work gets published!”
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Posted in Funnies on 06/22/2007 by Susan Shay

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